New 404 Page (Monday Silliness)

Hopefully, you will never see a 404 page on LCC. 404′s come up whenever someone tries to access a page on a website that is no longer there, perhaps because the page was deleted, the user typed the URL incorrectly, or they followed a bad link. This can be pretty frustrating, so I thought it would be fun to create something a bit more… interesting. Here’s what the 404 page will look like from now on…

Why Might This Page Not Exist?

• Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life, Everyone else opened it fine.
• Presbyterian explanation: It’s not Gods will for you to open this link.
• Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link’s fulfillment.
• Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
• Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn’t work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you Joy and fulfillment.
• Buddhist explanation: ……………………………………………..
• Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
• Christian science explanation: There really is no link.
• Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
• Church counselor’s explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?

I can’t remember where I picked this up, but I thought it was pretty hilarious. Here’s to hoping you never have to experience the dreaded 404 page for real…

Norman Horn

Norman is the founder and editor of LibertarianChristians.com. He holds a PhD in Chemical Engineering from the University of Texas at Austin and a Master of Arts in Theological Studies from the Austin Graduate School of Theology.

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