I have been writing about the folly and wickedness of war – and especially Christian support for the same – since soon after George W. Bush invaded Iraq back in 2003. After eight years, scores of articles, and two editions of my book Christianity and War, I have received literally thousands of e-mails in response to articles I have written on war and on the military.
Warmongers, armchair warriors, chickenhawks, neoconservatives, Religious Right warvangelicals, Reich-wing nationalists, theocon Values Voters, Red-State fascists, God and country patriots, and other defenders of U.S. wars and military interventions – and especially those claiming to be Christians – that write me in disagreement are in the minority, and especially since it has become clear that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have turned out to be such debacles.
But there is another thing that these war and military apologists lack besides numbers: the ability to question or disagree with something I write without penning an overly emotional, mistake-ridden, profanity-laced screed. I do not indict all of my critics. Some of my detractors have raised intelligent questions and offered constructive criticisms. But these sane responses are overshadowed by the ridiculous arguments that are usually presented and the equally ridiculous criticisms that are directed toward me.
Not in any particular order, here are the most ridiculous arguments I have ever received:
My father fought in Vietnam.
Or sometimes it is my brother, uncle, or grandfather fought in World War II, Korea, or Desert Storm. What this means is that whatever I wrote about the evils of war or folly of military service doesn’t matter because someone my critic knows fought in some foreign war while “serving” in the U.S. military.
U.S. soldiers didn’t hate the people they killed.
U.S. soldiers killing Iraqis, Afghans, and other darker-skinned foreigners should not be criticized because they didn’t hate the people they killed. They were just doing their job and following orders. So when they have orders to kill your family I guess it will be okay as long as they don’t hate them?
I was in the military and I never saw a soldier do anything like you describe in some of your articles.
So, because this soldier never saw other soldiers act like “hedonists with guns” (as one Marine described it to me) or kill civilians, then these actions never happened. I guess I just made it all up.
It is okay to kill Muslims because they are trying to kill Jews.
So, I guess it is okay to kill Russians when they try to kill Chechens, Chinese when they try to kill Tibetans, and Sudanese when they try to kill each other? Oh, I see, it is just Muslims that it is okay to kill.
Muslims are commanded to kill Christians.
And this means that Christians are commanded to or have an excuse to kill Muslims? Certainly not in the New Testament.
To criticize war and the military is left-wing.
All the veterans that write me and express their agreement with my articles would take offense at that. On this fallacy, see the article by Gary Benoit of the John Birch Society (certainly not a left-wing organization) called: “Anti-war Stance Is Right, Not Left.”
Soldiers are mentioned favorably in the New Testament, so there is nothing wrong with being a U.S. soldier.
Oh, you mean the soldiers that scourged Jesus, stripped him, put a purple robe on him, put a crown of thorns on his head, mocked him, smote him with their hands, spit on him, cast lots for his garments, smote him on the head, feigned worship to him, and nailed him to a cross? I didn’t think so.
Christians are called soldiers in the New Testament, so it must be okay to be a U.S. soldier.
And God is said to shout “like a mighty man that shouteth by reason of wine” (Psalm 78:65). Is the Lord a drunkard? There is no denying the fact that the Bible likens a Christian to a soldier (2 Timothy 2:3, Philemon 2, Philippians 2:25). But as soldiers, Christians are admonished to “put on the whole armor of God” (Ephesians 6:11) and fight against sin, the world, the flesh, and the devil. The Christian soldier wears “the breastplate of righteousness” (Ephesians 6:14) and “the helmet of salvation” (Ephesians 6:17). The weapons of the Christian soldier are not carnal (2 Corinthians 10:4); his shield is “the shield of faith” (Ephesians 6:16) and his sword is “the word of God” (Ephesians 6:17). Not exactly a description of a soldier in the U.S. military.
It is not the fault of soldiers if they are sent by politicians to fight an unjust war.
Some who don’t support U.S. foreign policy and the current U.S. wars hesitate to condemn U.S. soldiers. But they just don’t get it. It is not politicians that do the fighting. If an action is evil, immoral, or unjust, then it shouldn’t be done, no matter what the consequences and no matter who tells you to do it. Wearing a uniform is no excuse.
King David was a man of war.
Yes, and because David was a man of war, the Lord said to him: “Thou shalt not build an house for my name, because thou hast been a man of war, and hast shed blood” (1 Chronicles 28:3).
The Bible says there is a time of war.
So this must mean that it was time for Bush to launch two wars? Jerry Falwell thought so.
Although this next one was not directed to me personally, I mention it because it is so ridiculously outrageous:
The United States is a client state of God.
This was the argument used by a Christian apologist for U.S. wars. The person it was directed to found it so ridiculous that he e-mailed me with the account of his exchange with said apologist. What it means is that nothing the U.S. government or its military does should be criticized. This opinion is not only ridiculous; it is dangerous.
Not in any particular order, here are the most ridiculous criticisms I have ever received:
You have a Juno e-mail account.
I am not making this up. One of my e-mail accounts, and the one I use for feedback on LRC articles, is an old Juno e-mail account. I have actually had people criticize something I wrote about war or the military and then – to really drive home their point – say something like: “No wonder you believe as you do. You have a Juno e-mail account.”
You only teach at a community college.
Back when I did teach at a community college, I used to get people that would dismiss anything I wrote that they didn’t agree with because I taught at a community college instead of a university. I felt I was in good company, since the only college I knew of that the great Tom Woods ever taught at was a community college.
You are only an adjunct professor.
Back when I taught at a community college, I was sometimes mockingly told that the things I wrote weren’t credible since I was just an adjunct professor, not a regular professor.
You didn’t write back a long enough e-mail.
I sometime receive long rambling e-mails with one or two sentences criticizing something I wrote and many more that have nothing to do with anything I wrote. It seems that every time I write a brief note back to the critic, I receive another e-mail that asks: “Is that all you have to say?” They are upset that they didn’t receive an e-mail of the same length as the one they sent me.
Your book is not published by a major publishing house.
In the mind of my critics that bring this up, since my book Christianity and War is published by Vance Publications (as are all of my books), of which I am the sole proprietor, designer, writer, editor, typesetter, proofreader, distributor, and marketer, it must not be worth reading; therefore, any articles I write must not be worth reading either. But if my anti-war book were published by a major publisher, then these critics would undoubtedly dismiss it as being published by a “left-wing” publisher because they falsely equate being anti-war with being a leftist.
You never served in the military.
This is the ridiculous criticism I have received more than all of the others combined. The idea is that I have no right to criticize the military because I was never in the military. Yet, these same people will criticize the president when they have never been the president, criticize Democrats when they have never been a Democrat, and criticize pornographers when they have never been a pornographer. And what is their response when someone who has been in the military long enough to retire from the military says the same things I say? My critics don’t listen to them either.
I frequently receive other ridiculous criticisms that are just simply not true. Things like: “You are a communist,” “You are a liberal,” “You must be a Democrat,” “You hate everyone in the military,” “You hate America,” “You are a Quaker,” “You are a pacifist dog,” You are a brain dead dope smoking moron,” “You have s___ for brains.”
I may have received other arguments and criticisms that I have forgotten about because they were so ridiculous. The above are just the ones I remember. The important thing to me is not that people agree with me, but that they are reading something worthy of support.
Originally posted on LewRockwell.com on November 26, 2012.